On a lot of Things (is this mic on?)

On MJ...
Cried my eyes out
when i watched the memorial
especially when his daughter
braved the audience to say
that she loved her FATHER so much;
it just broke my heart,
another facet of Michael Jackson
unravelled - fatherhood.
__________

On the heat...
We are burning in hell already,
I think I contracted some pesky virus
due to this awry weather
(my immunity is at its extreme lows)
sore throat,
runny nose,
cough,
watery eyes,
slight fever...
must have been the dreaded AH1N1,
I will never know, I just rested at home
and voila good as new!

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On my friend's newfound motherhood...
She is on a different league now,
on a higher plane/universe/whatever.
I can never fathom just how a parasite baby
born in such a violent and painful manner
can be the ultimate "essence" of a woman.

I prefer kittens to babies;
okay i can tolerate babies
but only those who are 0 - 28 days or else
they get the "sisipain ko 'yan, ayaw tumigile e' treatment!

Meralco II

Ang part 2 ng mas nakakatawang
walang kwenta na pambalot ng tae
na komiks ng Meralco.

As usual sinayang lang nila yung
puno na pinanggalingan ng papel
at yung mga synthetic dye na
pinangprint nila.

Hindi niyo ko mababrainwash!
Nag-iisip ako!
Tahimik man kaming mga konsumer
ngayon may araw din kayo!

Regada

Regada?

Regada!

Pfffttt!

Duty ako today

kahit regada (san juan/basaan)

kasi nilipat nako ako sa

permanent morning

kaya hirap ako gumising araw-araw.

Buti na lang iisa na lang ang

pasyente dahil pinauwi na ni Mam Sarah

lahat kaya ayun doble purpose.

Nalinis ang facilities at

napinturahan ang ward ng

bonggang bonggang

malicious green with matching

bagong tahing kurtina.

Masaya pa naman magregada

ngayon dahil nabagyo at di mainit.

Signal #1 na kasi ang Cavite.

Merong pasyente na dumating

pero pinalipat din namin dahil

wala kaming duktor.

Meron ding bading na sumali

sa costume contest na nakapanty

na may plastic flowers na nakatahi

ang dinala sa amin dahil

nawak-wak lang naman

ang paa ng bakla.

Paano tumalon sa bakanteng lote na baha

ayun nabubog siguro kaya

dali-daling tinahi ang paa niya

at tinurukan ng anti-tetano.

May dumating din samin

na dayuhan na belarusian

ayun napilitan ang pilipit

kong dila na mag-ingles.

May sugat din siya sa paa

kaso nagnanaknak na at

medyo madumi, paano nga naman

gagaling ang maduming paa.

At pasaway din sya ha,

mas marunong pa samin.

Ayun napasabak din yung ibang voluntir

sa inglisan sabi ko praktis na

nila yan pang IELTS hahahaha.

Nawiwili na din ako sa

R4 card ng nintendo DS

ko madami na din akong nadownload na laro

kaya busy na ako ngayon kakahanap

ng mga walkthrough.

Sana ganito na lang lagi - cloudy!

Brows

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i need to get my brows done
asap!
they look like dried weeds
growing out of hell's garden.

i was born brow-disabled.
one of my eyebrows
wishes to live in Antarctica
and the other want to go
north and swim in the arctic ocean.

did i mention that they look
like the nike logo upside down
and one of them is thinner,
3 hairbreadths thin,
which makes it
difficult for my parloristang jading
to make them symmetrical.

i think brows are important,
they frame the eyes!
if they are left unkempt
they grow everywhere;
including your own nostrils.

but look at susan boyle's
pre-makeover bushy brows,
they just give character to
that woman!

i want my brows to have character!
ill have them shaved tomorrow.